Zapping you on nostr fails. Is it me?
Presenting "MCOR"
A message compressor for small payloads like OP_return.
This encodes and compresses your message so you can send a longer text over OP_return's 80 bytes limit.
This is an early alpha release for the concept.
made by 'AVB' (Always Value Bitcoin)
alpha version: https://allesvoorbitcoin.be/toolsguides/MCOR/
github + codebook : https://github.com/avbpodcast/MCOR/releases/tag/1.0.1
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Discussion
Yeah, I don't know what all this keeps failing
Nostrplebs really doesn't work for some reason half of the time :(
Allesvoorbitcoin.be/donate is the way to go
This is what Amethyst throws at me: 
I had some problems too with forwarding my nostrplebs address to alby. I dtched alby and now it's fine.
alby is s*** anyway, I never use it again. Nostrplebs + alby can only mean bad things imho.
Switched to zaps.lol and WoS (sorry, not sorry, it's custodial but at least it's the 5th service I try and it's the only one that works)