I haven’t interacted with the legacy financial system in a long time so I forgot how bad it is. I’m trying to collect payments from normies for our fantasy football league and it’s all coming back to me now.

“We made two small deposits in your bank account. Please verify what these amounts are.”

*Checks bank account, finds nothing. Realizes it’s a Sunday. Checks again on Monday. Realizes it’s a federal holiday. Finally finds the amounts, inputs them. Back account link successful. Makes deposit attempt. Deposit failed, please contact support to resolve issue. Contacts support. Support: have you looked at our FAQ?