Today I would like to introduce a new term/label.

The term is “wedgie”.

Wedgie is a noun and can be used in a sentence such as “don’t be such a fucking wedgie” or “you’re such a stupid wedgie, you should be ashamed of yourself”.

Unlike its malpositioned undergarment cousin, a wedgie in this sense is someone who has fallen for one of the oldest political tricks in the book, the so called “wedge” issue.

These people feel super important and smart when discussing issues like democrat versus republican or the merits of gay marriage or things like trans people using the bathroom. They are fools because they are so easily distracted by trivial issues with no real bearing on their lives while politicians steal even more from their pockets and blatantly give it back to the elite who got them elected.

We see this plainly all the time now, most recently to the tune of $6T dollars, which we are all now paying back via inflation and higher interest rates.

While the politicians are ultimately to blame, the wedgies deserve our ire just as well, as instead of giving the middle finger to the criminal politicians, they remain content sucking on the tit of CNN or Fox News, and haplessly blathering on about what dumb fuck celebrity has a penis or not.

So yeah, thanks wedgies, you fucking stupid bunch of grade A moronic assholes. Keep that laser focus on what the orange dipshit or senile old bastard has for breakfast while the global elite pick your pockets yet again.

#grownostr

#thinkdangerously

#getoffended

#wedgie