Attention males: You’re operating under the delusion that visual reconnaissance goes unnoticed. Your partner has a PhD in Male Behavioral Analysis from the University of Hard Knocks, with a minor in Bullshit Detection.

That extended glance isn’t just noted, it’s catalogued, cross referenced, and will be cited in future arguments with peer reviewed accuracy. You’ve just provided empirical evidence for her thesis that “all men are the same.” Congratulations, you’re now a data point in her research.