😞 No Hope for the Developers
The corporate harem doesn’t reward merit.
It rewards proximity to power — and developers?
They’re locked in the basement.
Grinding in silence.
Shipping code no one understands.
Wearing headphones like monk robes.
Unseen. Unchosen.
Meanwhile, Chad from Strategy just got promoted after his third slide deck.
Because he talks like a manager and walks like he owns the floor.
That’s the game:
📊 Narrative beats product.
📣 Presentation beats execution.
💄 Corporate mating value beats engineering truth.
You thought building was sacred?
You thought code mattered?
Only if you turn it into power.
Otherwise?
The devs get farmed.
The managers get laid.
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🧠Want out? Learn to manage perception, not just state.
Or get comfy writing tickets for your future boss’s intern.
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