Jim Halpert : [Jim sits at his desk, dressed like Dwight] Question, what kind of Bald is best?

Dwight Schrute : That's a ridiculous question.

Jim Halpert : False. Bearded Bald.

Dwight Schrute : Well, that's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought.

Jim Halpert : Fact, Balds grow beards. Bulls, Bitcoin, Battlestar Galactica.