Wanna make a ten year 100,000 sat bet?
We pick a day, and every year that we break more global coldest day records than warmest day records I pay you 10,000 SATs, and vice versa?
It only works if you believe in thermometers though, we need that oracle....
Man, I don't mean the actual temperature, I'm sure it fluctuates, it's the whole thing man, the carbon markets, the existential dread, the weather manipulation, "sustainable" development, 15 minute cities, satellite monitoring of farms, culling of livestock, rewilding, climate reparations, climate activists defacing art, abstaining from having children to please the climate gods, and on and on and on...
