And we romanticize the past. When I was a teenager, we would watch MTV for 8 hours per day and there was a raging crack and STD epidemic.

It also used to be a regular occurance that someone would get drunk and run their car into a tree. Those same people act all judgmental, now, when they hear about some teenagers grilling vegan bratwurst while sharing a joint. It be like,

Bro, I once had to drove you to the ER because you nearly died of alcohol poisoning, and you've got three different Baby Mammas, but okay.