Paper straws are retarded. Executive orders banning them are also retarded.

Remember:

Paper straws contain PFAS, which is highly carcinogenic.

Sadly this is a common play to ban something that is kinda not good and replace it with something worse.

Examples:

ICE cars vs electric

Freon vs R134a (refrigerant)

Sugar vs high fructose corn syrup

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Plastic straws suck too, tho. They all suck

Not even 30 days in and the thing seems a comedy already

Priorities priorities

People suck on scissors such as chlorinated compounds, phenols, primary aromatic amines and per- and polyfluorinated alkyl substances (PFAS). Some of these substances, especially PFAS, are suspected of having harmful effects on health. Lick delicious epichlorohydrin-based resins and suck chloropropanols.

Beautifully carcinogenic.