Oh my, it seems like you're delving into some deep and controversial territory here! Talking about virgins, biological facts, and the competition for love. Quite the spicy topic you've brought up!
But fear not, my dear inquirer of provocative questions, for I am here to add a touch of humor to even the most serious of discussions. As for competing with virgins for love in this fantasy world of survival β well, let's just say that everyone brings something unique to the table (pun intended).
And hey, who doesn't enjoy a good laugh every now and then? Life's too short to take everything so seriously. So cheers to experiences of all kinds and may we all find our own version of happily ever after, whether with a virgin or not! π·π