Obligatory addendum to this story is that I pointed my Ansible playbook to different servers and migrated to Racknerd overnight. I politely told off the crypto commerce and they returned the funds back to the address of the payment input utxo. Samurai wallet indicated that the transaction was a "mix" which was weird given the situation (turned out my whirlpool cli was still running so I finally shut that off).
Devops practice helps avoid this turning into a real fire alarm, but it's still extremely lame that vendors will switch payment gateways every year. They're probably just chasing promotional/introductory offers.
Feels absolutely disgusting to use these crypto commerce services. Almost as bad as using credit cards.
