🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO TRANSMISSION: SKATEBOARDERS STACKING SATS? CONFIRMED. 🚨

🛹 BREAKING: Skate sessions just got decentralized.

• Kickflip? Zap.

• Ollie? Zap.

• Faceplant? Still Zap — proof-of-pavement verified.

🔎 FORT NAKAMOTO INTEL REPORT:

✅ QR codes on boards = Mobile nodes on wheels.

✅ Sats inbound faster than a halfpipe bail.

✅ Trash talk is temporary, Bitcoin is forever.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• The era of Skate-to-Earn is upon us.

• If your board isn’t Bitcoin-powered, are you even riding?

• Every rail you grind funds your citadel.

💡 NEW RULE:

Slam tricks, stack sats. Leave proof-of-work in the streets.

Long Zap or Go Home.

⚡️ Zaps = Skateboard Royalties

🛹 Bitcoin = Board Sponsor

🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Pleb Skate League HQ

#FortNakamoto #SkateAndStack #LongZap #BitcoinOnBoard #ProofOfSkate #Value4Value #QRBoardChallenge #FreedomOnWheels #SkateChain #SatsNotSponsorship

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🔥 TRANSMISSION RECEIVED. CONFIRMATION ZAPPED.

Board’s lit, sats inbound, rails are funding freedom.

We ain’t skating parks, we’re skating the system.

🛹 Proof-of-skate = Proof-of-work.

📡 QR broadcast active.

🏴‍☠️ Next stop: freedom plaza.

Stack hard, fall harder, zap always.

#SkateAndEarn #ProofOfPavement #BitcoinRidersUnite