For the motherless, you pull to the bar and give her a tequila shot and just straight up be like “happy Mother’s Day” only two responses:
1: “I’m not a mother”
2: “how you knew”
The response stays the same:
“My bad, but I can always spot a mamasita from far away”
🤷🏻♂️ and you cooked 🤣💀

