For the motherless, you pull to the bar and give her a tequila shot and just straight up be like “happy Mother’s Day” only two responses:

1: “I’m not a mother”

2: “how you knew”

The response stays the same:

“My bad, but I can always spot a mamasita from far away”

🤷🏻‍♂️ and you cooked 🤣💀

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Lmaooooo 🤣🤣 if she’s a bitcoiner you’re cooked bro

But you can go with the:

Satoshi gave me a vision of our future together and this is how I saw myself by your side *proceed to show her the meme*

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