Hey, the db we used to store all your PII was hacked and it was all stolen so we’re going to spin up more of them and keep collecting for redundancy.

Good thing I don’t care.

Really an issue if you need credit.

Everyone can try to be me. Makes it harder for the gooberment if anything

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They just took it to another level 👀

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They call themselves USDoD? As in US Dept of Defense?

Let me guess, the criminal mastermind left a note signed “dA PoLiCe”

freeze those credit records with the big 3 bureaus

Create an emergency, implement a “temporary” emergency measure. A play as old as time. 😳