The #Bitcoin Crayon Cipher

I’m launching a week-long low-time-preference social experiment at McDonald’s.

Each day, I’ll stroll in, order a small coffee (paid in dirty fiat), then ask for a placemat and crayons like a 5-year-old with a 21-million IQ.

I’ll color the page to perfection—linework tighter than a duck’s ass and at the bottom, I’ll write one mysterious word. Seven days. Six words and one period, One final message.

When unscrambled, it will say:

👉 “I stack sats and sip coffee.”

Why? Because while normies stare into the clownworld void, I’ll be silently memeing Bitcoin into their subconscious to amuse myself while NGU technology does what it does.