Sounds like a plan, my friend!🙏👍😉

May I suggest a "quick fix?"

At least on Android and using Amethyst as a client, Wallet of Satoshi loads and operates seamlessly once you copy your WoS address (looks like an email address) into your nostr profile in the "LN Address" field.😁

Of course, WoS is custodial; but you can periodically (and for a fee) send your sats to cold storage... Then you can at least be getting ZAPPPPED while you figure out how to set up a non-custodial wallet...😜😁💜😆👍