Whilst in an Australia water park, bought a slushy to cool down, took a hard slurp as I thought it would be hard ice, like in the UK but it was melted and it rushed down to my stomach, chilling my blood giving me a massive chest spasm and headache! I collapsed on a bench clutching my head and chest...it was the most excruciating pain I've ever experienced,

And I've eaten salt and vinegar crisps with a cut finger and had that near-death man-flu !!!