It's like 3. If you go now it it going to be the hottest part of the day, the people that are there are going to be obnoxiously drunk, and overly aggressive.

I would just call the beach a wash, and instead prepare for a night on the town instead. If I still lived in a city I would head out to a jazz bar tonight. Put a nice vintage outfit together, polish the shoes, then jump into the bath and sip on some whiskey to get myself in the right mindset to prepare to go out and socialize with people.