Goodnight 🦄💜 here’s a photo dump from the last two days 🤗

Apologies if anyone saw the random notes yesterday 🥹🫂 I had ordered sparkling water, but apparently it’s bad form to toast without a wine glass…

I don’t usually drink 🥹

Topics I covered last night:

*Cannibalism - I pitched a cannibal cook book to one of the senior editors because someone told me 1 in 6 people are cannabals and I thought we could find an author from whichever canibal rehab clinic Armie Hammer is at for nibbling people - guessing somewhere in Hollywood 😅 scary place. That’s a whole market we aren’t catering to. Seemed like such a good idea at the time… This morning I realised the photography and recipe writing (let alone recipe testing) would be a nightmare. She did say no, but I told her I was gonna write her proposal when I was home apparently.

*Would you be able to survive a zombie apocalypse? - I remember trying to help a women and her baby escape from a closed shopping centre. Whether they were real, I’m not sure. My friend said she saw them too, but how’d they ended up in there so late at night in the dark 🤯. Then I followed the moon cos I thought it was leading me home, it was so pretty and big, I remember that 😍. Was walking towards the moon when a friend of mine caught up with me. He is such a gentleman and walked with me to the station, basically keeping me company on the way home. As a thank you, I asked him whether he would eat his family if he was stuck on a desert island and what he’d do during a zombie apocalypse. He was so sweet he actually answered me seriously 🥹I liked that. He also said something about eyeballs I remember thinking was wild but can’t remember. He had just spent a month or so in Japan, and I could have asked him about all the travelling he had done to these amazing places, but that would have been too rational…

*ghosts - I’m don’t know why…

*Vampires - I thought Armie Hammer was a vampire (he’s not, just a cannibal, my bad. Was close though).

*Elon Musk being a child. I had an idea to send him a formal letter on work stationary that just read ‘you’re a doofus’ because I know he’s a busy man and doesn’t have time for long letters.

Thank you nostr:npub17x7htjej3hgcqwqj86u9yvpcunhw6nz4zclzph2zfnlwe4v0yp8qrxvgap for being an angel and keeping me company last night 🥹💜🫂 discovered we want to have a farm filled with alligators, dogs, puppies, penguins, chickens,(horses? Or something about horse meat 😬) and cows 🥹 I can’t remember the rest of the conversation 😭😂💜🙏🏽

Woke up late for work, thinking it was Saturday 🤗 was 5 hours late and hungover. My first real hangover 🎊🥳🎉🍾 decided to take the long walk/ scenic route to work - get lost in London and find my way again. Hadn’t done that in a while. Got to work and the post room guys teased me for a bit.

The editor-in-chief was so kind and came over to apologise to me for not making last night cos he had an event and I just said something about it being absolutely fine, and that I felt more comfortable getting drunk if he weren’t there cos I’d be embarrassed, and I swear he turned red and wouldn’t look me in the eye and said that it had never stopped him before (man, I’d love to see him drunk). I’m not gonna lie, I don’t know what I said wrong there 🤔 one of these days I’m gonna get one of those things people use to think before they speak. I hear it’s called a brain ☺️

Don’t drink on Mondays guys 🤗♥️