Yeah, it's crazy.
They're all off touching grass or smoking it, or whatever. Then they show up, read 5 lines of code, and then need another 8 hours to recover from the effort.
I also get stuck in merge conflict hell, sometimes for weeks. Sometimes have four PRs open, and have to go around and update them all, over and over. Can't get anything through, and then they want me to change a bunch of stuff, and the code in the PRs rots and ends up with 50 commits, and then they're like, this PR is now too big to review.
It wasn't that big, at the beginning. It went from 60 lines to 600 lines. And they all got bloated up like that, in parallel. Now, they're all too big.
Coulda just merged it, immediately, and then started a PR to change the stuff you didn't like.
But no. More fun to just watch me cook.