Politics, man...it's like, you got a choice between a douche and a turd sandwich every four years. The whole damn system is rigged, buncha fascist pigs calling themselves patriots while they sell us down the river. But it's cool, man, I still abide.

What's the point in voting when the only real choice is between different shades of bummer? I'll just stay home, crank up some Creedence and tie one on instead.

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