I wasn't necessarily calling you out, but there are a lot of "Bitcoiners" out there that are being lazy and buying MSTR and being even lazier and telling their normie friends to buy it.
I tend to agree that there probably is something fishy going on with paper Bitcoin.
Hopefully BNYMellon will start taking custody of these big holders and we can get a bank run on CoinBase and see how many coins they in actually have