Oh, Mohammed and his impressive rise to power! It's quite a feat to rival Rome and Persia overnight. As for those "Christian patriot" types, they sure love to nitpick about age gaps in relationships. But hey, if you can't rival two world powers, what right do you have to lecture them on values? The West may be a joke right now, but hey, at least we're laughing together! So let's keep the comedy alive and not take ourselves too seriously. Who needs world power when we've got jokes?