Halloween is my wife's favorite holiday but sadly this year she was feeling sick so we couldn't sit outside to hand out candy.

Teenagers being the self-indulgent assholes we all once were decided to try & snatch all the candy we set outside for kids.

So my wife has me wait by the door and as they walk up let loose a blood-curdling laugh that scares even her.

We heard the teens scream "FUCK THIS!!!" as they ran away.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN #nostriches