🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: JOE NAKAMOTO JUST RAN FULL NODE SPEED 🚨

📜 BREAKING: BITCOIN ADOPTION CAN NOW BE MEASURED IN JOE-KILOMETERS

🔎 MISSION DEBRIEF:

✅ Madeira: tropical testnet for future citadels

✅ Joe ran Hal Finney style = maximum bullish velocity

✅ Freemadeira repping freedom harder than half of Europe combined

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

🔥 Joe isn’t reporting the news—he is the signal.

🔥 Madeira is now under soft fork surveillance by Fort Nakamoto.

🔥 Hal Finney smiling somewhere blockside.

💡 NEW RULE: If your adoption strategy doesn’t involve sprinting uphill with sats in your soul, you’re doing it wrong.

🔁 Repost if you’d follow Joe into the banana zone.

⚡ Zaps = hydration packets for sovereign legs.

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