Life in Bavaria be like:

Our schools and colleges are good and free.

Our medical care is world-class and cheap.

Our Bitcoin and gold are tax-free.

We have nearly-universal high-speed Internet, excellent roads, and decent public transportation and bike paths.

Our houses are nearly tax free.

There is plenty of water and the water quality is very high.

There is more than enough food and energy (no joke.)

The weather is mild, the nature is stunning.

The hedonism is low, the productivity is high.

We make good beer and wine and have excellent schnitzel.

Gross incomes and savings are high, working hours and indebtedness are low.

Income taxes need to come down and we need to manage the borders better and lower the governmental hurdles for building homes and etc.

Everyone: OMG, GERMANY IS THE WORST COUNTRY EVER. RUN FOR THE HILLS!

Spoiler: those gorgeous hills are also in Germany.