seagulls are exceptionally daft birds, as well as extremely greedy...

i had one swipe the top from a kebab in the main square of Varna two years ago, and ever since then i want to shoot them every time i see them...

thankfully their populations are thin here because there is no sandy beach, it's dangerous af for them to alight close to the water's edge, where there might be pickings to be had, and also for the same reason mostly people aren't sitting at the edge of the water eating picnics

but even still, whenever i see them fly past through the valley i fantasize about shooting them, they are one of natures most noxious creations