🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO ECONOMIC BULLETIN: RUBBER BAND STANDARD 🚨

🔎 Analysis of Pre-Bitcoin Sound Money Systems:

✅ Gold Standard: Failed due to centralization.

✅ Fiat Standard: Failed due to unlimited printing.

✅ Rubber Band Standard: Surprisingly resilient.

📢 OFFICIAL FORT NAKAMOTO POLICY RESPONSE:

🏰 Rubber band balls = OG proof-of-work.

🟠 Only large-denomination rubber bands accepted for treasury expansion.

💀 Hyperinflation risk: Low, unless you find a rogue office supply store clearance sale.

Conclusion: If we had based global finance on rubber band balls instead of fiat, we might actually be okay. But we didn’t. So stack sats.

🔁 Repost if your net worth is still measured in hard assets.

⚡ Zaps accepted as treasury diversification.

#FortNakamoto #ProofOfRubberWork #ElasticMonetaryPolicy #FixTheMoney #BitcoinOrBust

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