🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO ECONOMIC BULLETIN: RUBBER BAND STANDARD 🚨
🔎 Analysis of Pre-Bitcoin Sound Money Systems:
✅ Gold Standard: Failed due to centralization.
✅ Fiat Standard: Failed due to unlimited printing.
✅ Rubber Band Standard: Surprisingly resilient.
📢 OFFICIAL FORT NAKAMOTO POLICY RESPONSE:
🏰 Rubber band balls = OG proof-of-work.
🟠 Only large-denomination rubber bands accepted for treasury expansion.
💀 Hyperinflation risk: Low, unless you find a rogue office supply store clearance sale.
Conclusion: If we had based global finance on rubber band balls instead of fiat, we might actually be okay. But we didn’t. So stack sats.
🔁 Repost if your net worth is still measured in hard assets.
⚡ Zaps accepted as treasury diversification.
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