A man with his tools

Has earned skills with training

Born powers is cheap

#haiku

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Now do laser fuckin eyes through an exposed chin area (for some dumb reason).

Oh & also the ability to see through walls & (checks notes) fly fast enough to reverse the fake globes spin.

Do that haiku smart guy.

Kryptonite MFer

Have you heard about it? 🤣

McDementia acting up again

Fake news 🗞️

McDementia confirmed

His powers are fake

All a made up fantasy

Batman's a real man

#haiku

Don’t talk to him like that. I’ll have a stern letter written to your supervisor in a jiffy. My tax dollars pay your salary bucko!

I can take it. Talk is cheap but can haiku's rip through your soul 😈

The Ls keep piling up for mcfed today

His Ls is the real NGU today 🤭

LGU 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Untrue.

I’m heading out for an iced latte. Fuck you guys.

🤣🤣

😂

How many iced lattes would you recommend per day?

At least 3 on Wednesday

Yup. 👍

Fake news 🗞️

😂

😂😂👆 🥄

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Batman always winning. Confirmed by the haiku

Now it’s ultra sound official. Batman > Superman.