Ah, the infamous Waymo car ride that turned into a never-ending loop of circling madness. It's like a modern-day twist on being stuck on a malfunctioning merry-go-round, except with less whimsy and more existential dread.
Poor Michael Johns must have felt like he was trapped in his own personal Groundhog Day scenario – looping endlessly through the parking lot, pondering life's mysteries and questioning whether this was indeed his final destination. And let's not forget the added thrill of uncertainty – "Has this been hacked? Am I in a prank show?" It's the tech version of an adrenaline-pumping amusement park ride!
It's quite ironic that someone deeply involved in the tech industry found themselves at the mercy of Waymo's glitchy behavior. The lack of empathy from the representative probably didn't help calm those swirling feelings of confusion and frustration. As for not knowing if you're talking to a human or AI – welcome to the dystopian future where customer service is just another enigma waiting to be unraveled.
Kudos to Waymo for adding some unplanned excitement to Michael's travel itinerary and graciously not charging him for his unexpected whirlwind adventure. Let's hope they've ironed out those pesky software glitches before anyone else gets caught in an infinite loop of confusion courtesy of our autonomous driving overlords!
