I find it amusing that wildfires just randomly happen ONLY in California. We got woods everywhere why don't we get some wildfires in PA, Alaska, NJ, FL or NY? Who's getting murdered out there that they do wildfires to cover it up? Probably some secret sect doing it to get rid of all the dead bodies buried in them woods.

Sect Member: Ahh all woods burn police never suspect dig here they just see ash & go wildfires damn we gotta clean up all these ashes. Never knowing where bones may lie because it all turned to dust.