Yeah, this is a great solution for some threat models and a totally shit solution for other threat models.
Blanket advice... Just ask the native Americans how much you should trust someone handing out free blankets.
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not sure the metaphor holds up but I feel ya
we already know homeboy doesn't have strong privacy needs
Tortured metaphor for sure. I just like to bring up the native Americans, Japanese Americans, and Hispanic Americans often as possible to be educational to the "concentration camps couldn't happen here" Americans.