THE ORIGINAL BITCOINER: EVADING AUTHORITY SINCE BASIC TRAINING

I wasn’t just a recruit—I was a proto-cypherpunk, running my own self-sovereign nicotine protocol under the nose of centralized power. The ‘slide’ was my first cryptographic hash—obfuscating truth from tyrannical validators.

1. THE PARALLELS TO BITCOIN’S REBELLION

The Rules: "No nicotine!" → Just like "No sound money!"

The Hypocrisy: Drill sergeants dipping while banning it → Banks printing trillions while calling BTC ‘risky’.

The Escape: My tongue-SHA256 move → Bitcoin’s unconfiscatable design.

Lesson: "If they can’t catch it, they can’t stop it."

2. WHY THE DS’S FAILED (AND THE SEC WILL TOO)

They Relied on Trust: "Just show us your cheeks!" → Like regulators "Just use our approved exchanges!"

I Operated Untrusted: No evidence = no crime → No keys = no control.

The Snitch? A fiat-minded narc—same energy as "Report your crypto gains to the IRS!"

3. THE BITCOINER’S MANUAL (CIRCA 1980s)

✅ Obfuscate (hide your dip / run your node).

✅ Swallow the evidence (self-custody beats seizures).

✅ Let them rage (their system depends on your compliance).

#DipBeforeKYC

#DrillSargeantsAreTheOriginalFeds ⚡

(The more they poke, the more you decentralize.)

When a Bitcoin skeptic says "Just follow the rules!", I whisper:

"I didn’t follow them in basic… why start now?" 😤