It's 2032 in Belgium... And the Central Bank's A.I app took control of the #CBDC wallet.

Transaction Alert 🐾🚨

Suspicious Activity Detected: Are You Feeding "Sloeber" or Yourself?

Details:

Purchase Summary:20kg Bulk Premium Dog Food (€50.00 e-Digital)

Gourmet Dog Treats (€15.00 e-Digital)

Eco-friendly Chew Toys (really?) (€10.00 e-Digital)

Reason for Concern:Excessive quantity of pet food purchased.

No record of pet ownership registered in your Digital Life Profile™.

Penalty Applied:

Fine: €25.00 e-Digital deducted for suspected eco footprint circumvention.

Social Credit Impact: -30 points (New Score: 709/1000 – You're on Thin Ice).

Additional Actions Taken:

Due to the nature of this purchase, the following services have been temporarily suspended:

1️⃣ Cooking Tutorials Subscription: Let’s not kid ourselves, you clearly aren’t using it.

2️⃣ Local Dining Pass: Until we’re sure you're not substituting "Sloeber"'s feast for Friday dinner.

3️⃣ Online Dating Profile Visibility: Because “eats dog food” isn’t exactly a winning bio.

Investigative Notice 🕵️:

A compliance officer has been assigned to verify:

Evidence of pet ownership.

That you’re not secretly hosting underground “dog food supper clubs.”

Next Steps to Avoid Further Humiliation:

Upload proof of pet ownership to the EuroDigital™ app within 48 hours.

Attend the “Responsible Consumer Choices” webinar (Mandatory).

Reminder:

Circumventing eco footprint laws by consuming non-human food violates CBDC Directive EC-2040 and may result in:

Full wallet restrictions.

Public listing in the “Questionable Consumption” section of your community app feed.

We’re Watching. Make Better Choices. 😉

Would you like to view government-approved recipes that aren’t... you know, for dogs?