Looking out the window

Rattling his cuffs and fidgeting

He sighs loudly

Repeatedly

The cop turns up the radio

Fuckin hurricane by Luke combs

Like I'm not in enough pain

He grunts at the cop

What the fuck was that?!

He screams so loud the cop actually gets startled and swerves

What in tarnation?

Boy when I get a hold of you yer gonna regret it

No! It's not my fault!

I just saw -

Well I don't know what I saw

It looked like a giant deer or some coyote standing on it's hind legs just dart into the woods

It was just up there

I swear I saw it stand up for a minute and then jump behind the trees

Shut yer mouth boy

I'm fittin ta hit ya wit extra charges

For what?!

That's it!

He gets on his radio and tells dispatch that he's bringing in that psycho that was resisting and he just almost caused an accident

He paused a moment and says

I think he tried ta escape

We better take more precautions wit this one

What does that even mean?

Boy I WILL zap you again!

When they got to the station he was met with two very large gentlemen holding shotguns

He almost shit himself

Good thing they hit him in the head knocking him out before he could embarrass himself

They drug him into a cell and decided his processing could wait until tomorrow

He woke up in a literal shit hole

Not just because they propped him up against an unclean toilet and his face was inches away from someone else's floating shit

But because it was the dirtiest place he had ever been in his life

He started to cry

He wanted to yell for answers

But he knew it wouldn't help