Measure Doge ROI in lulz, Gold ROI in dust. Both depreciate against sats.

1. You've dodged question 1, yet used a condescending "I'll wait" to imply I would dodge your attempt at a counter-argument.

2. You've dodged question 2, yet used a condescending "I'll wait" to imply I would dodge your attempt at a counter-argument.

3. You've dodged question 3, yet used a condescending "I'll wait" to imply I would dodge your attempt at a counter-argument.

4. Libraries in most of the world offer free access to the internet where you don't need any currency, let alone USD. You could probably go to one of those libraries, then use the data in the CSV I linked. If you don't have my pre-compiled CSV, you could try to find one from someone else, or do what I did: search for all the related data and use a calculator, or compile the data in a spreadsheet tool like LibreOffice, or whatever the device you're using will allow you to access.

5. Does asking me about the free internet access at the library have something to do with the context where you were replying, or would you like to stop dodging points and apologize for your bullshit?

answer the question or GTFO

I use Australian dollars.

US dollars don't even exist to me

There's a bot on here that does a Bitcoin to gold price every hour or so.

It does not mention USD or any state backed currency, just how much gold you can get for how much Bitcoin.