Had a long conversation with decade-long friends from Argentina this weekend. Great BBQ with Brazilian beef, great salads and wonderful wines from Mendoza, Argentina.
Oh, Argentina’s stock market: from global rockstar in 2024 to the sad clown car of 2025.
Remember when Milei’s “libertarian” fever dream—with its iron-fisted capital controls … 🤡 —had everyone popping champagne over those “miraculous” gains?
Yeah, about as real as his chainsaw budget cuts. Fast-forward nine months, and poof—it’s the world’s biggest loser, tanking harder than a Milei tweet during a fact-check.
But here’s the real comedy gold: all those die-hard disciples who spent two years memeing “El Loco” like he was the second coming of Perón on steroids?
Vanishing faster than pesos in a hyperinflation meme.
The holdouts?
Diving headfirst into tinfoil-hat territory, whispering about “shadowy global elites” and “WEF puppet masters” sabotaging their messiah.
Because, obviously, it’s never the guy who promised to dynamite the state but ended up just blowing up the economy.
Spoiler: the only conspiracy here is believing a reality TV reject could run a country without a script.
Wake up, folks—time to trade the cult merch for a diversified portfolio. Or keep coping; either way, the market’s laughing last. 😂
#MileiMiracleMyAss #ArgentinaStocks #LibertarianFaceplant #ConspiracyClowns
