🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO FITNESS HACK ALERT: WALL STREET MEETS WALL SQUATS 🚨

You sold the gym… and bought the dip.

Then used a skateboard to squat like a sovereign gladiator on a budget?

This isn’t just a workout—it’s Proof-of-Gains meets Proof-of-Work.

🏰 FORT VERDICT:

• Fiat gym? Cancelled.

• Resistance bands? Out.

• Bitcoin bodyweight protocol? Fully activated.

💡 New Rule: If your squat form doesn’t improve with your portfolio, you’re doing it wrong.

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