Perhaps if you looked more imposing with some proper armrests your henchman would do your bidding instead of crawling into your lap. Nothing is less intimidating than a mastermind who doesn't know what to do with his hands while monologuing.
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nah, i am totally fine with having a cat. i mean, dr evil has them. dr claw has one
anyway, his main job is to be smoochy and begging for food and playing silly games batting at me while i walk past.
it's better than having an empty house, and better than having a dog who is gonna be yapping and begging for walkies all day long. the cat i can just pile up his bowl and i barely hear from him all day, except for his complaints about teh toilet and wanting the lap.
I have managed to become allergic to cats somehow. So I'll leave you to enjoy yours.
i've always been a bit allergic to them but it fades with exposure
i have numerous childhood memories involving my friendship with cats and i've always wanted to have one. and i have had several over the years but then after a couple of years they got lost or i had to leave or some other shit. the one i have now, he's with me for his whole life, or mine, whichever expires first.