Lame. The ap won't let me follow you.
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Wavlake. Not this one, which also has issues maintaining a follow..
Ah ok. Man, you're not a lucky one when it comes to tech huh.
My body has boomer energy. Caused odd irreplicable behaviors
What kind of suspicious answer is that? Are you a member of the Illuminati or just use drugs.
I can help you selling you my course written by Chatgpt about leaving the Illuminati and quit chemical agents that look like innocent powder.
Here's a poem my cat just wrote to make you feel better:
One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall
And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
Call Alice
When she was just small
When the men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know
When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's off with her head
Remember what the Dormouse said
Feed your head
Feed your head
Lol you're following me already according to what I see here, but the moment I actually see you're following me Amethyst crashes, every time 😆
Just refollowed for 20th time this morning.
The amethyst bug is to be fixed in next release, I have it on good authority.
Wavlake for some reason giving error when I click heart on your profile to follow. New to Wavlake, so could be my bad
What about me? I'm sure it was at least 400. Oh and as I have said before, imagine the average user reading your comment. I bet you $100 he/she/it/etc/etc/etc will leave in a minute. Don't understand why teams make the platforms more complicated instead of more simple. Not to mention not fixing a bug like this. Following another user is considered a basic feature.
Damn, you were a true party animal and the kids would consider you an OG. (I know other cool words too like frens and stupid stuff like that). And you nostr:nprofile1qqsd9pqnwyshrse7z975h5ynptq9ktz3kv8txqs7lr20zgelqtys52cpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejsflammz for a moment had me. I thought that I would finally get my first follower here and drop my insecurity and pump my ego feeling important and shit like that. But no. You had to remind me that I'm not one of those bitches begging for Likes. Just kidding. Although we are not famous for our humor but other (totally legal) things.
nostr:nprofile1qqspsjp3x4faxllye0vt45kkh33rwc2aw072ge8dktglgd2eqr85fasppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qyghwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnhd9hx2tc9x0cck old school playlist incoming. Pure Goa gold.
Yo how do you not have followers yet. I'll unvirgin ya.
I guess I'm too wild and a bit crazy for the normal people. Also I didn't use Nostr often. I'm a member on around 100 decentralized social media platforms and depending on different factors I could disappear for months or like a lot just a couple of them and post my serious stuff there. Although eventually people start to understand the logic behind the madness and that the madness is used in specific ways to make a statement. Until now I have been involved in the closure, price. collapse, exposing my bosses on a dozen platforms. Always with Blockchain proof. Hidden wallets, under the table transactions for marketing or BS exchanges, non existent teams or offices, you name it. And people usually appreciate the fact that in some cases I was a moderator and could make a deal and make some money just to keep my mouth shut. And yet here I was trashing my boss in public. And some of them tried to get smart with me, I said if you want war, challenge accepted and would tell them that I used to work as a Search engine optimization specialist and what I could do with Black hat SEO. Imagine if every morning your social media contacts would get dick picks from your account, your home phone ringing every 10 minutes, posting on Facebook how much you hated your boss or have sex with your sister. And all that wouldn't even come from me but from a Russian selling me the cheap $50 package. Now imagine what I can do to you with $500 I would tell them. Black hat SEO is brutal, destroys lives and careers. All you have to do is give back the money to the users who supported you all this time and believed in the project. And they were usually terrified. Anyway, I think I said too much. Although I think I will go elsewhere, don't see any movement here. Or perhaps continue to be absent because my life is a Chaos right now. Thought writing what I experience every day at one point but thought people wouldn't believe the crazy stories and I would write long posts and earn a few pennies. Not to mention that some things shouldn't be public even offline. A woman from UK that I used to talk thought I was dead because I didn't use Telegram or anything else for a year because I lost my phone, ID, bank papers and had to run during the COVID-19 pandemic to get new ones while at the same time had to do other shit. Anyway I explained to her and yet she replied to me after 6 months. And that was it. And then I disappeared again and I see a message that she's losing her hair from the stress and can't stand all the drama in my life. That was the reason I insisted not telling you anything when you asked how was my day and you would say that you were fine I said. Anyway wrote to her yesterday just to see how she is .
The irony is that I also talked with a woman from US and she's the opposite. Been through shit, and I mean hardcore shit and yet would write me on Discord to see how I was doing. If she didn't get an answer would write again after a couple of months. Yesterday saw that I had missed 3 of her messages. Anyway I thanked her for the patience with me. (For some reason lately I became friends with 3 old women and for some reason they understood me better than the tough guys here, or users who know me for years. Stopping here because I wrote a fuckin novel.😄
Was ready to hit post and send you a photo of the first post but got a thing with privacy when my cat was with the Anonymous 😼 and I'm not familiar with this platform, don't know if I could delete it later etc.
Anyway, the fact that I shared this stuff with you the first day that I talked to you, although vague, means something. I don't trust people anymore. It's friends who betray you, not the enemy says Greene in his book, 48 rules for power.
Ok that was a whole lot of seemingly unrelated stuff to me 😂 But anyway, if you're crazy, you belong here on Nostr so, welcome.
Believe me, don't even remember why I wrote all that. But it happens. Sometimes I meet someone I like and will say a couple of things about me. But this was too ...long. Using any other similar platforms? Like the big ones, Steemit, Hive, Publish0x etc?