How to handle "trans" sexuality

Apparently the long-neglected basic education of ESLtardsi makes the explicit expression of such banality necessary, so here we are.

The most important point to always keep in mind is that transsexuality is the direct equivalent of dressing up like a clown.

The above fundamental truth can not be escaped, nor should be elided, as it informs the entirety of the discussion and is inseparable from it. So :

Expecting that your sexual partners and closest friends accept the fact that you enjoyii ...

Dressing up as a clown

"Being" "transsexual"

Sane ? Reasonable ? Acceptable ?

Yes.

Yes.

Expecting that the general population (including your parents and other relatives) accept the fact that you enjoyiii ...

Dressing up as a clown

"Being" "transsexual"

Sane ? Reasonable ? Acceptable ?

Dubious.

Dubious.

When participating in a social functioniv ...

Dressing up as a clown

"Being" "transsexual"

Sane ? Reasonable ? Acceptable ?

No.

No.

Pretending your identity is predicated onv ...

Dressing up as a clown

"Being" "transsexual"

Sane ? Reasonable ? Acceptable ?

No.

No.

Expecting people generally care to discuss topics strictly of interest to those who ...

Dressing up as a clown

"Being" "transsexual"

Sane ? Reasonable ? Acceptable ?

No.

No.

Misrepresenting irrelevant detail of dress and manner as political, or as a civil rights issue, whether that irrelevant detail is ...

Dressing up as a clown

"Being" "transsexual"

Sane ? Reasonable ? Acceptable ?

No.

No.

Pretending your life is so hollow and your mind so empty that your central preoccupations are tepid minutia on the level of ...

Dressing up as a clown

"Being" "transsexual"

Sane ? Reasonable ? Acceptable ?

No.

No.

Hopefully this clarifies the matter in a theoretical perspective, so violence will cease being necessary.

———Retards, ie, people whose mental development is behind average for their biological age, who speak English as their single language. ESLtards. [↩]They're your friends, which means you selected them, which means they should be able to stand you as you are. If they don't, you're more of an idiot than previously thought, pick better. [↩]They're stuck with you, and have no particular reason to like you, or even stand you, or make the slightest effort. In general they don't give a shit, but sometimes they get fixated on specifics. Stop getting your obnoxious, smelly biosack in their way and all will be well. [↩]Unless it's a clown convention, a specifically clown-friendly wedding, some sort of carnival etc, wear a fucking tie.

Yes, streaking may be okay, in some contexts. Streaking junior league baseball will put you at the mercy of society : if it's made up of relatively advanced, civilised people they'll mock you mercilessly and laugh you out of town. If it's made up of UStards, they'll flay you alive.

And by the way, you can stop pretending already. Just about everyone knows why you go around claiming to be a girl. It doesn't work either, does it. [↩]Your identity is not within your purview. [↩]

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