This is why you:

* Secure your door with deck screws

* Keep your firearm accessible

* Have at least one dog

* Have more than one camera

* Mount cameras higher than eye level

* Have bluetooth speakers and a sub out front so you can say "Alexa, play 'Spoiler' on the porch"

Bonus points if you have smart 120v switches that let you black out all the lights and activate a marine siren with a single button press.