The fridge might fall forward onto its door, trapping you inside until somebody lets you out.

Nostr, if you come home after a nuclear attack and find your fridge on the floor, don't let Eris out until she grants you three wishes.

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My first wish is no more "Ask Nostr" tags.

My second is that you get "I Love nostr:nprofile1qqsvmmxrr3kegphf5lttqpn5z24xv8vax8yqxhpl6ewqvvqarjkrhyspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsz9mhwden5te0wfjkccte9ehx7um5wghxyctwvshszymhwden5te0danxvcmgv95kutnsw43z7nc43ae" tattooed on your left hand.

I haven't even gotten to my third wish and you're already thinking of staying in the fridge.

Noooo I don’t like the second one. He si ugly

He can meme, though.

Your priorities are all wrong!

🙄 cause he is a bully

You'll have bully children. That's good, right?

World peace ☮️🕊️

No place for you in such a world, my friend!

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Non, only their mother whores