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How about a little levity, some Friday fun?

Remember the old "You might be a redneck if..." shtick by Jeff Foxworthy from the 1990s?

Two that I remember went like this:

If you gave your wife earrings that double as fishing lures, you might be a redneck.

If you think the "Nutcracker Suite" is something you do off the diving board, you might be a redneck.

What about a bitcoin version: You might be a bitcoiner if...

If you speak fluent hodl and fud, you might be a bitcoiner.

If you think seeds do not need dirt, you might be a bitcoiner.

If "hashrate" to you doesn't mean weed-per-week, you might be a bitcoiner.

If your safe word is vByte, you might be a bitcoiner.

If you think cold is better than hot, you might be a bitcoiner.

If your family has called you a retard, you might be a bitcoiner.

If an obvious eyeroll is seen after "bitcoin" comes out of your mouth, you might be a bitcoiner.

If "back in the day" refers to any time longer than two weeks ago, you might be a bitcoiner.

If your family Thanksgiving dinner conversation includes, "Okay, here we go...," you might be a bitcoiner.

If someone threatens to zap you and you're happy, you might be a bitcoiner.

If your bedroom has purple drapes and an orange comforter, you might be a bitcoiner.

If you talk about Alice and Bob, but don't know anyone named Alice and Bob, you might be a bitcoiner.

If your food pyramid consists of protein, protein, protein, and steak, you might be a bitcoiner.

If pizza is a holiday, you might be a bitcoiner.

If you've unfriended someone when they asked, "So, how much bitcoin do you...," you might be a bitcoiner.

If you've considered "more sats" instead or "more food," you might be a bitcoiner.

If you read, "Bitcoin is dead," and begin to salivate, you might be a bitcoiner.

If you once did an hour of work to earn two sats and were thrilled when you got them, you might be a bitcoiner.

If you hear a report including CBDC, SEC, LN, UTXO, CFTC and don't miss a beat, you might be a bitcoiner.

If your scrolling has more ostriches and honey badgers than cats and dogs, you might be a bitcoiner.