I am still confused, but that is more or less a continual state of being.
"Wanted: Crusty libertarian from rural Maine, skilled at welding and or splitting wood, to drive Korean starlets, who should probably still be with their parents, around the DC Metro area. Strong views on government a must."
Fall banger coming out:
Moonlight to the Moon
I'm not originally from rural Maine. I'm trusted for my ability to navigate the streets of DC with famous people without making them feel uncomfortable by excessive fangirling since, well, I generally have no real clue about who they are since I'm never, ever up to date on who is who.
