🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO APRIL 1ST BROADCAST 🚨

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. IT’S JUST A DRILL SHAPED LIKE A JOKE.

The fiat overlords tried to label us fools…

So we made it a holiday.

Today, we celebrate:

• Rug pulls without remorse

• Memes with max entropy

• Truth wrapped in satire, fired via lightning

📜 OFFICIAL FORT NAKAMOTO MEMO:

If you don’t get tricked at least once today, you’re doing the internet wrong.

NEW RULES FOR APRIL 1ST:

• Trust no note

• Verify all vibes

• Deploy zaps with reckless precision

We may be jesters—but we’re jesters with keys.

Stack truth. Shitpost freely. Exit clown world.

#FortNakamoto #AprilFools #ZapTrap #BananaStandard #StayBased #StackAndLaugh #BitcoinIsNoJoke