Ok, it’s clear that amboss’ ghost addresses do NOT work.
Thank you for helping me put a nail in that worthless son of a bitch. 
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Thank you for the notice here... Glad I didn't go down that path.
NWC on my start9 Node has been working flawlessly. Highly recommend. 👍
Are they just hodl invoices? I don't think the hodl invoice store has anything to do with whether or not the sender can pay your node.
Yep. I tried sending sats to my address, and they never arrived.