Good morning from the dumbest faucet of all time. You can’t even fit your hands under the spigot. Sometimes I see shit like this and think “we’re trying to move forward so hard we’re going backwards”. 
Discussion
“I wash my hands BEFORE I touch my Dick”
Washing after is for rookies.
I actually don’t put my hands under the water, I just let it run as I salute in solidarity to a single btc transaction
It’s why I taught my kids not to piss on thier hands. Having to wash hands means a failed attempt at initial instruction
Piss is cleaner than touching all the other junk in the bathroom. I don’t mind piss. They could kill two birds by just using the piss to clean their hands. 🧐🧐😬