Me: tries to open savings account so I can have down payment monies set aside for our new build.

Uses “save now” button in app.

Couple hours go by…email and texts blow up about potential fraud. Account unlinked from everything.

Call. Oh it was definitely the savings account application. Suggest going into a bank.

Scoffs. Disconnects. Reapplies in the app.

approved 15 min later

fucking fiat