We finally have it. For 30 years, the greatest minds across the globe have been perfecting the spread of information, dopamine release cycle, filtering & popularisation of content, and creation of the ultimate form of humour. So tiny and so diamond-perfect as to have no meaning whatsoever. But this would not be innovative enough to even survive in the modern net's amusement landscape. It is also so truly incontaminable as to be unable to ever attach any meaning to, especially so now that we have recently achieved global mindshare. So meaningless, so diconnected from reality, and so unbelievably hilarious (or enraging) as to immediately induce insanity in the mind of the victim. This is true brainrot, taken to its ultimate logical conclusion.

We have distilled all of the world's funniness into a single, definite compound. It has 100% purity, maximum concentration, and supreme potency. We are, at last, ready for worldwide activation of the perfect mind-disabling superweapon, for the achievement of the metaphysical ideal of [DATA EXPUNGED]. The compound is not known by any standard name – only by its unique compound ID number: 67.